Things I find and have found amusing. 
Note: Some of these were seen as email signatures or on car stickers. If you know the original author, please let me know.
You don't need Windows when there are no walls.
I was told to install Windows XP or better. So I installed Ubuntu GNU Linux.
The cause of 80% of problems reported to help desk can be cured with 5 simple steps:
- Follow the instructions
- All of them
- In the order they were written
- Including that one
- Yes, that means you!
(RWB)
Support can be supplied, only until the level of incompetence or stupidity is so great it simply overwhelms any reasoned explanation or example. (RWB)
When fences are brought down you no longer need Gates.
There are 10 types of people in the world, those that understand binary and those that do not.
user = id10t (pronounced id, ten, t. User friendly Commic strip ).
Your PC is broken and you think I have a problem.
There are too many PC users for the number of large cardboard boxes in the world.
| Question, | Can you tell me your desk number, so I can find you? |
| Reply, | I sit next to Jane. |
| Boggle! |
| Question, | are there any other Windows Software tools you require on Linux. |
| Reply, | Oh, yes. I nearly forgot can you port Cygwin to Linux please? |
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(I wonder if Cygwin will run under Wine )
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SELECT * FROM users WHERE clue > 0 0 rows returned
Be it ever so humble, there is no place like 127.0.0.1.
Linux is like a wigwam.... no Gates, no Windows and Apache inside!
| Question, | Can you tell be where the file is, please? |
| Reply, | Yes it is in ../../../../../ |
